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Big Banker in the Sky
Epstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough
to talk to G-d.
Looking up, he asks the Lord, "Lord, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
Epstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
Epstein asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."
(Thanx to Dr. Mitra)